Did you know that eggs can go bad?
Jon was sure that they had to be invincible and I wasn’t so sure if they did go bad. How would you know? A shell, well smells like a shell I guess. Crack it open into some brownie batter and then you’re just screwed if it’s smelly. The whole bowl of brownie batter gets dumped into the trash and you’re left with a really bad chocolate craving, that Dairy Queen will have to fix.
The average lifespan of an egg is 45 days, or that’s what my research concluded. The color of the yolk, the thickness, good grief who knew there was so much to an egg. Something that a chicken pooped out. Man, can you imagine how painful that would be? Owwwwww!